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West Hollywood Jesus Dead at 57

January 4, 2018 |

One last reminder 2017 totally sucked — the most photographed Jesus ever didn’t make it to Christmas … TMZ has learned. Family members tell us the man known as West Hollywood Jesus died Dec. 13th after a brief hospitalization in L.A. for…

Roy Moore’s Hopes Dashed by Bugs Bunny and Jesus

January 2, 2018 |

On Wednesday Vice President Mike Pence will officially welcome Doug Jones into the U.S. Senate, bringing to an end one of the strangest and most controversial elections in recent memory, the Hill reports. And while Jones’ former opponent, Roy Moore, is still refusing to concede the race, Alabama state…


Topless protester tries to grab baby Jesus figure at Vatican

December 26, 2017 |

A topless protester was detained by Vatican police on Monday for attempting to steal the doll of baby Jesus from the Vatican’s nativity scene. The incident occurred as thousands of people gathered in St. Peter’s Square to hear the Pope’s Christmas Day message. – RSS Channel – World

Topless Activist Tries to Steal Baby Jesus From Vatican

December 25, 2017 |

A topless “sextremist” attempted to grab the baby Jesus from a Nativity scene at the Vatican while yelling “God is woman” just hours before Pope Francis’ Christmas Day address, Reuters reports. The woman, who also had “God is woman” painted on her back, hopped guardrails in St. Peter’s Square and…

Restorers Surprised by What They Found in Jesus’ Butt

December 7, 2017 |

It turns out Jesus’ butt has a lot to teach us about life in 18th century Spain. A wooden statue of Jesus on the cross hanging in the Church of Santa Agueda in Sotillo de la Ribera, Spain, was old and in need of fixing up, Science Alert reports. According…

Tests Back Up Claims About Purported Tomb of Jesus

November 28, 2017 |

Millions of people flock to Jerusalem’s Church of the Holy Sepulchre each year. Many believe it to house the tomb of Jesus Christ, though scientists have thus far been unable to date the tomb to the time when the Romans built a church around it. Now, however, a new series…


Ray Allen Slams Trump, Transgender Ban’s Not Right with Jesus

July 26, 2017 |

Ray Allen says Donald Trump’s decision to ban transgender people from serving in the military is not only “insane” — but suggests it ain’t how Jesus Christ would handle things.  The NBA legend was furious with Trump’s Twitter statement…


Jesus Is an Eagles Fan?!

April 27, 2017 |

Jesus walks … in Philly. And he’s an Eagles fan.  Our guy ran into J.C. at the NFL Draft — where he was offering up prayers for Myles Garrett, despite the fact he’s probably going to the Browns.  Jesus offered up some advice … he did…


‘Black Jesus’ was My Idea, Claims Author Suing Adult Swim

March 30, 2017 |

“Black Jesus” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim is an impostor of the original black Jesus — the one created by an author in 1999 (not the Bethlehem one) … according to a new suit. New York author Saint Solomon says “Black Jesus” — the live…

Jesus’ Burial Shrine Restored

March 21, 2017 |

The tomb of Jesus has been resurrected to its former glory. Just in time for Easter, a Greek restoration team has completed a historic renovation of the Edicule, the shrine that tradition says houses the cave where Jesus was buried and rose to heaven, the AP reports. Gone is the…